C: "Ewizabif (aka Ladybug), it's your brudder! Hello?!!! "Mommy, I'm using your penis as a microphone!"
Me: "That's my belly button, not a penis silly."
C: "Oh (smiles) I knew that... it was a mistake."
"Ewizabif... can't you hear me??? It's (his name)... Heeeellllllooooo!"
... and later that same day...
C: "Mommy, I got a piece of dried fruit stuck in my nose!"
(eyes tearing) "It hurts, get it out!"
Me: "How did it get up there? I can't even see it in there!"
C: "I don't know!"
Me: "Okay, put your finger over the other nostril and blow out REALLY hard!"
(a chunk of dried apricot goes flying across the room at top speed)
C: "Thanks, mommy. Thanks for the help."
Me: "No more putting things in your nose EVER."
C: "Okay mommy, I won't do that any more."
I love that boy! xoxoxoxo